Dear Peter Facinelli

I will always see you as Mike Dexter, the douchenozzle that dumped Amanda Beckett. I will never EVER see you as Carlisle Cullen, the sexy but caring doctor from Twilight. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE DRUNKEN DOUCHE THAT GOT FIRED FROM THE CAR WASH WHEN CERTAIN POLAROIDS WERE EXPOSED.

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